#CoverReveal No-One Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day by Tracy Bloom @TracyBBloom @bookouture

I have a super fun cover reveal today for a book that sounds hilarious and like SO much fun! Isn’t the title great?! 

Don’t you always plan the perfect Christmas? 

Don’t you always think it will be the best one ever? 

And doesn’t something – usually one of your loved ones – always come along and screw it up? 

Katy’s been spending too much time in the office and not enough time with her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bublé Christmas album, whatever it takes. 

There’s only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. Katy isn’t so sure…

Ben may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy’s mum’s 65-year-old toy boy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails… Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day? 

From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you cry with laughter, and then book your flights abroad for the festive season. 

Out on 24th October but available to pre-order now:  
UK 🇬🇧 http://amzn.to/2uQIyVe 

US 🇺🇸 http://amzn.to/2uR7FaN

Now onto the cover…

6 thoughts on “#CoverReveal No-One Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day by Tracy Bloom @TracyBBloom @bookouture

  1. E. Michael Helms, writer says:

    Hmm, maybe not on Christmas Day, but I can vouch for Christmas Eve. Remember the song, “I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus?” Well, I was around six or seven and the first of my siblings up for Christmas morning. And there was Mommy and Santa on the carpet going at it. Come to think of it, I believe it WAS past midnight. I wasn’t sure what was happening, so I crept back to my bedroom. I lay in bed awake until dawn when my brothers crawled out of bed, wondering if Santa was some kind of bad guy hurting my mom. She was all smiles and laughter that morning as we unwrapped presents, so I decided Santa wasn’t such a bad guy after all. Strange story, but true! By the way, the book sounds like a hoot (or a HO HO HO!) 🙂

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